1 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,230 Hey. 2 00:00:07,150 --> 00:00:08,510 Hello! 3 00:00:08,510 --> 00:00:09,490 Hey. 4 00:00:09,490 --> 00:00:10,850 You're supposed to be spring-cleaning. 5 00:00:10,850 --> 00:00:13,610 I found my old headphones. Yeah,and the left side still works, 6 00:00:13,610 --> 00:00:16,670 except you have to hold the cord like this, or you get a pretty good shock. 7 00:00:16,670 --> 00:00:21,220 Ok. You know what? We agreed that you are not allowed to go through the throw-out pile. 8 00:00:22,830 --> 00:00:24,250 Come in. 9 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:25,910 - Hey,guys. - Hey. 10 00:00:25,910 --> 00:00:27,230 Hey. What's going on? 11 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:30,420 Oh,we just,uh, wanted to see if you guys wanted to join us for an ice cream walk. 12 00:00:30,420 --> 00:00:32,410 It's 10 degrees outside. 13 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,210 That's the best part. By the time you get there, you don't even want ice cream. 14 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:38,380 It's just pure exercise. 15 00:00:39,350 --> 00:00:41,980 Pure exercise. Get out of here. 16 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:44,260 No,really, get out of here. 17 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:48,880 Listen. I'm going out. When I come back, I want a throw-out pile bigger than me. 18 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:52,290 Oh,come on, that's not fair. Do you have any idea how big you are? 19 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:56,270 I could live in one of your pant legs, sasquatch. 20 00:00:58,540 --> 00:01:01,580 The woman has no idea that everything I save has a purpose. 21 00:01:01,580 --> 00:01:04,500 Hey,what's this? Floppy disk. Heh. 22 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:07,280 Oh,yeah,that's for my commodore 64. I'll-I'll tell you what. 23 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,780 Just stuff it in your pants until the heat's off. 24 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:13,090 Hey! An old roll of film. 25 00:01:13,090 --> 00:01:14,390 Who knows what could be on there? 26 00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:16,470 Yeah. It's like a little time capsule. 27 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:18,410 Boy,I bet there's a lot of old memories on there. 28 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:20,960 Yeah. I got enough memories. 29 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:23,760 Hey,wait. Don't be silly. You know,we're running errands later. 30 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:24,980 We'll just get it developed for you. 31 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:26,630 Nah,look, dot even worry about iT. 32 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:28,030 Bet I know why. 33 00:01:28,030 --> 00:01:30,320 Someone took naked pictures. 34 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:34,860 No. The only naked picture joy took of me is when she wanted to show my doctor something. 35 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:39,720 Yeah,steph, people talk about taking naked pictures, but nobody actually does it. 36 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,730 Some people D... 37 00:01:42,790 --> 00:01:45,150 oh,hello. 38 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:48,600 You've taken naked pictures? With who? 39 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,500 Honey... you know what happens when we go down this road. 40 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:54,340 You always end up in the shower weeping. 41 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:58,490 That's not what always happens. 42 00:01:58,490 --> 00:02:00,670 Whatever you say, honey. 43 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:04,450 Steph. Hey,hey, this conversation isn't over! 44 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:07,500 Can you believe her? 45 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,820 What are you doing? Are you googling my wife? 46 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:15,240 Don't worry. Nothing's coming up. 47 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:17,230 Wait a minute. 48 00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:19,590 Nah,you're good. 49 00:02:19,590 --> 00:02:22,160 sync:YTET-cflily 50 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,590 Til Death 51 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:26,450 1x16 52 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:29,210 hey,eddie, I developed your pictures. 53 00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:32,760 . Good for you. Look at this. I just washed my 27-year-old sneakers. 54 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,220 Smell that canvas- baby-fresh. 55 00:02:36,230 --> 00:02:37,950 That's sweet. 56 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:41,630 Well, if those clean sneakers get you excited, wait till you see these pictures. 57 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:47,250 Now,based on joy's acid-washed jeans and your mullet, I'm guessing 1986. 58 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,930 Ah,look at you holding up the leaning tower of pisa. 59 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:51,880 You never told me you guys went to italy. 60 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,080 Give me that! 61 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:57,190 You never saw these. 62 00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:58,560 What? 63 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:02,150 These don't exist! You understand? 64 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:12,730 Eddie,what the hell's going on? 65 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:14,090 Listen. 66 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:16,650 There are certain mistakes you make in life, 67 00:03:16,650 --> 00:03:19,760 things that are so wrong that you're so ashamed of 68 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,900 that the only thing you can do is bury the memory- 69 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:25,160 bury it deep. 70 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:29,650 Is this about your mullet? Because I think you pulled it off. 71 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,020 That is not a mullet! 72 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:36,270 That is a dr. J in the front and a michael douglas in the back. 73 00:03:37,140 --> 00:03:38,840 Mullet. 74 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:42,670 Well,then what happened in italy that was so bad? 75 00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:46,090 What I did in italy... 76 00:03:46,090 --> 00:03:49,330 is the worst thing I have ever done. 77 00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:55,940 Joy and I had been dating for a little over 6 months, and we decided to take a trip. 78 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,720 Now,a lot of people will say that italy has great food, 79 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,310 beautiful art, and breathtaking scenery. 80 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:05,530 What they don't tell you is, it's a foreign country. 81 00:04:05,530 --> 00:04:08,390 It's like mexico with pasta. 82 00:04:08,390 --> 00:04:12,270 Plus,it didn't help that I hadn't moved my bowels in two weeks. 83 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,990 Anyway,everything came to a head when we went to catch our flight home. 84 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:20,320 We were rushing for the shuttle bus that would take us to our plane. 85 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:24,330 All of a sudden, I realized joy wasn't behind me. 86 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:28,900 I finally spotted her dawdling at a case full of this godawful murano glass. 87 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:31,380 It was like crack to her. 88 00:04:31,380 --> 00:04:35,590 I frantically tried to get her attention, but by the time she snaps out of it, 89 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:40,030 the bus to our plane is gone. Well,I was furious. 90 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:43,550 And that's when I did it: 91 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:46,900 The thing I am most ashamed of. 92 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:50,500 I spanked joy- 93 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:54,300 one swat on the butt like she was a bratty little kid. 94 00:04:54,300 --> 00:05:00,290 Two seconds later, another bus pulls up, and I realized what I had done. 95 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:13,210 We had a 19-hour journey home in complete silence. 96 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:17,110 We broke up 5 minutes after we landed, right there at baggage claim. 97 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:20,650 She didn't even stick around to see if my backpack made it. 98 00:05:21,710 --> 00:05:25,870 And then... a few months later, we finally got back together. 99 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:30,570 But in 20 years, we never spoke of italy again. 100 00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:32,770 **** 101 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,010 Yeah,it was awful. 102 00:05:35,010 --> 00:05:36,330 That's why it had to be repressed, 103 00:05:36,330 --> 00:05:38,610 because there was no forgiveness for what I did, 104 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:41,270 only denial, and we're gonna keep it that way. 105 00:05:41,270 --> 00:05:44,920 You are not to say a word about this to anybody, not a soul. 106 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:49,040 As far as you know, these pictures do not exist. 107 00:05:52,530 --> 00:05:55,170 God, my hair was magnificent. 108 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:59,150 Hey. 109 00:05:59,730 --> 00:06:01,350 So... 110 00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:03,160 how'd they like the pictures of italy? 111 00:06:03,290 --> 00:06:05,380 Yeah,steph, about those,uh, 112 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:10,090 I'm gonna need you to swear that you're never gonna mention those to joy-ever. 113 00:06:10,090 --> 00:06:11,640 Why can't I mention them to joy? 114 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,990 I can't tell you. 115 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:15,590 Of course you can. I'm your wife. 116 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:19,290 Eddie knows that when he said not to tell anyone, that doesn't include me. 117 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:21,870 No,he specifically mentioned you. 118 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:23,590 All right, don't tell me. 119 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:26,470 But sooner or later, you are gonna have to tell... 120 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:29,420 senor pinches! 121 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,630 A- pinch-a-pinch! A- pinch-a-pinch a- pinchy-pinchy! 122 00:06:32,630 --> 00:06:34,190 - No more - senor pinches! 123 00:06:35,670 --> 00:06:37,210 I can't tell you. 124 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:39,660 How about if I guess? If I guess, will you tell me? 125 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:40,340 No. 126 00:06:40,340 --> 00:06:42,460 He smuggled drugs in his butt? 127 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:45,840 I'm not playing. 128 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:50,060 Espionage? Spying? Spy killer? Did he kill a spy? 129 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:51,750 No. 130 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:54,250 Did he hurt someone? 131 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:56,850 He hurt someone? 132 00:06:56,850 --> 00:07:00,120 Did he hurt joy? He really hurt joy? 133 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,260 Oh,god,he had an affair,didn't he? 134 00:07:02,260 --> 00:07:06,890 How did she find out about it? Did he give her some sort of weird eighties V.D.? 135 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:12,040 No,steph, he didn't have af - an affair. It was nothing like that. 136 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,000 All right,look. 137 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,630 I'll tell you, but you got to promise that you're not gonna tell a soul. 138 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,410 All right? 139 00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:23,930 In italy, eddie spanked joy. 140 00:07:23,930 --> 00:07:25,750 Oh,my! 141 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:27,970 Wait. What? 142 00:07:27,970 --> 00:07:29,480 Spanked her. 143 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:33,650 Like,sexy spanking? We've done that. 144 00:07:33,650 --> 00:07:37,200 Remember naughty washer woman, puerto rico? 145 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:40,060 Wasn't me. 146 00:07:43,910 --> 00:07:45,980 Oh,that's right. 147 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:50,320 Is that where these, uh,naked pictures were from? Huh? 148 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,520 It's very warm down there, and I was drunk, like,the whole ti- 149 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,670 ok,you know what? I don't think I want to hear anymore. 150 00:07:54,670 --> 00:07:58,390 Look. Just promise me that you're never gonna mention puerto rico 151 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,630 or eddie and joy's trip to italy ever again,ok? 152 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:02,770 Ok. 153 00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:07,980 Why do you have a picture of them on your mug? 154 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:11,410 Oh. The guy at the photo shop asked me if I wanted one. 155 00:08:11,410 --> 00:08:13,190 Steph... 156 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:19,580 sometimes,when a man asks you something, it's ok to say no. 157 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,840 Hey! Whoa,whoa! What are you doing out here,darling? 158 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:27,380 You don't want to be out at the trashcans. You know those raccoons. 159 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:29,900 They'll peel your arm like a banana. 160 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,120 I'm throwing away the dog brushes and shampoos. 161 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,780 It's been 7 years since stanley ran away. Face it. 162 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:36,560 He's not coming back. 163 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:40,890 Well,then I guess we can add hope to the list of things you're throwing out. 164 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:44,730 Anyway, our trashcans are full. Why-why don't you throw it out over at the woodcocks' over there? 165 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:45,890 You don't think they'll mind? 166 00:08:45,890 --> 00:08:49,190 Oh,come on. They won't even notice. I've been stealing their firewood all winter. 167 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:51,080 Not a peep. 168 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,060 - Is this us? - Let me see it. 169 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,640 Oh,well. Oops. Guess we'll never know. 170 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:10,620 Look at you. Skinny then,skinny now. 171 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:23,040 Hey,steph,I'm home! They had a two-for-one special on canned tomatoes. 172 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,410 I got 4 cans! 173 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,370 I'm in here! 174 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:32,060 Hey. 175 00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:34,770 Are we getting new passports? 176 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:39,130 Look,jeff. I know it bothers you that I've done certain things with other people. 177 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:43,660 So i thought if I did all the things with you that I did with them, you'll feel better. 178 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:45,220 - Really? - Yeah. 179 00:09:45,630 --> 00:09:47,770 So what do you say we take some pictures? 180 00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:51,720 Uh... yeah! Heh! This is fantastic. 181 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:55,430 I thought the special on the tomatoes was gonna be the highlight of my day. 182 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:57,260 All right! Let's do this. 183 00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,010 Take your clothes off. 184 00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:01,030 What? 185 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:03,750 We both get naked, set the timer, and make some memories. 186 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:07,740 Oh... heh! Steph,I don't know. I - you know,I had a chicken pot pie for lunch. 187 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:08,890 I feel puffy. 188 00:10:08,890 --> 00:10:11,720 Don't worry! You look beautiful. 189 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,930 Oh,stepH... I don't know. 190 00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:15,450 It's-it's a little chilly, you know? 191 00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:17,650 All right. I can see you're nervous. 192 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:20,390 Let's just take a couple of shots to loosen you up. 193 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:22,660 Ok. 194 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,580 That's it. 195 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:31,850 You never done this professionally? 196 00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:33,550 No. 197 00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:43,640 You could. Come on,give me a couple of buttons. 198 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,360 Show me something. 199 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,970 What if I ever want to run for office? 200 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:50,270 Don't worry! 201 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:53,350 These'll be very tasteful. 202 00:10:53,350 --> 00:10:56,150 Drop your pants, and roar like a tiger. 203 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:15,450 So,you-you ok? 204 00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:18,300 Fine! Fine. Super fine. 205 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:20,700 You don't seem like you're fine. 206 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,250 What do I seem like, eddie? Huh? You know me so well- 207 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,260 what do I seem like? 208 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:26,960 Fine. 209 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,700 - Uh,here,joy, let me help you. - No,it's ok. 210 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:33,020 No,come on. I want to do it. Let me. 211 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,540 Ok. 212 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:49,280 I got to be honest. I have no idea where this thing goes. 213 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,750 All right. Now,see, that's why I think you're a little not fine. 214 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:55,530 Ok. You know what? I cannot believe that this stupid thing has come up again. 215 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:57,590 It was 20 years ago. 216 00:11:57,590 --> 00:12:00,500 And I know that it shouldn't matter. 217 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,960 Let's just-let's just forget the whole thing ever happened. 218 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,250 Ok? Can we can we do that? Can we just make some dinner? 219 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,590 And we just won't think about it. 220 00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:09,450 Done. It's-it's gone. 221 00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:11,840 We will never think about it again. 222 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:12,820 - Ok? - Ok. 223 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:14,670 Ok. Heh heh. 224 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:00,110 Yeah? 225 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,630 Hey! It's the big guy! 226 00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,590 Come on in, my friend. 227 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,810 What happened to you? 228 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:10,490 What didn't happen to me? You know what I'm saying? 229 00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:13,160 I don't think I want to know. 230 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,410 Let me tell you, it's bad over there tonight,jeffrey,ok? 231 00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:20,260 Joy found your mug and the t-shirt and this mouse pad. 232 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:23,760 What's she doing rooting around my trash? 233 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,900 You know,I bet she's the one stealing our firewood. 234 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:31,360 Well,it's bad. Let me tell you, it's bad over there. 235 00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:34,910 She won't even talk to me about it. She won't even fight with me about it. 236 00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:37,160 She says everything is fine, but it's not fine. 237 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,760 It's the opposite of fine. 238 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,150 At least if I was an alcoholic, I'd have my own support group. 239 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,890 But us spankers, we got nothing. 240 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,470 Gee,eddie, I'm sorry. 241 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,920 Can I get you something? Hey,you want to try my sauce? 242 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,510 It's the real deal. 243 00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:54,540 I want to get my wife back. Can your sauce get my wife back? 244 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,990 Can your sauce make this italy thing go away? 245 00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:59,240 It's not magic sauce. 246 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,180 Hey,but maybe this'll help. 247 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,870 You know what steph and i have been doing for the past 3 hours? 248 00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:07,920 We have been taking naked pictures of each other. 249 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,240 Maybe you should do the same thing. 250 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,290 Look,joy's already mad at me enough. If I take pictures of you guys... 251 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:23,170 what I mean is, me and steph took a negative experience from our past that bothered us- 252 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,720 well,me - and we turned it into a positive one. 253 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,780 Now,look. Maybe you can't go back to italy, but you can do something here. 254 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:32,020 You know? Use your imagination. Think big. Plan something great. 255 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:35,570 But whatever you do, take back italy. 256 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,550 Ok,here's the thing. You're gonna have to repeat everything you just said 257 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:42,170 because about 20 seconds ago, your robe shifted. 258 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:03,570 Ok? One more step, and... ta-da! 259 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,740 This is the big surprise? 260 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,080 We're at a restaurant at dinnertime. Let me guess: 261 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,360 We're eating here! 262 00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:18,990 Yes,we are, and the big surprise is, they only take reservations. 263 00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:22,000 And guess what I did. I made a reservation. 264 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,810 That's right. I made a call, and I sweet-talked my new friend ramon, 265 00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:27,930 and he slipped us right in. 266 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:28,840 Hello. 267 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,180 Reservation for two, stark. 268 00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:37,760 nope. I don't have a record for your reservation. 269 00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:39,820 You got to be kidding me. 270 00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:43,840 Stark, as in barren,bleak. 271 00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:45,780 Sorry. 272 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,370 What do you mean? I talked to the guy for one hour. 273 00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,840 Is ramon here? Can you please get ramon? 274 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,690 Ramon,our morning cleanup guy? 275 00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:55,770 Did it sound like he had been drinking? 276 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:59,110 Ok. You know what? I have a powerbar in the glove compartment. 277 00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:00,090 I will meet you in the car. 278 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:02,070 No,no,no,no. No. No. We are - we are eating here. 279 00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:05,240 Now-now,listen. I have a lot of surprises coming here tonight,ok? 280 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,210 So we have to make this happen. 281 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:10,470 Now,i don't carry cash when I come downtown, 282 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,920 but how about a free yogurt with your choice of topping 283 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:17,500 and a wallet-sized photo of jessica alba? Eh? 284 00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:22,580 There may be a cancellation later. 285 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,680 Oh,oh-will you do your best? I would appreciate- 286 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,140 let's go. We'll just go wait over here,huh? 287 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:29,630 Thank you. 288 00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:30,540 That's good. 289 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,620 All right. Let's see. 290 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,870 Um,excuse me. What's your name? 291 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:35,710 John. 292 00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,520 - John, party of 3? - Two. 293 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,160 I think they just called your name. 294 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,090 Ok. Joy. 295 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,430 Just sit right on down right there,huh? 296 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,040 Isn't this great? 297 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,570 Oh,I've got a sticky stool. 298 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,060 Ah,excuse me. How much for the entire basket? 299 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:56,380 $400. 300 00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,680 Wow! Heh! 301 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,600 Ok. Just,uh, give me the one, 302 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,120 please, and,uh,put that on my bill,will you? 303 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:03,990 Ahem. 304 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,530 For my bella donna. 305 00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:07,600 Thanks. 306 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,000 Yeah. I guess I'll just... hold this the rest of the night. 307 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,700 The rest of this special night. Huh? 308 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:19,400 Oh,ok. Stay right here. Do not go anywhere. 309 00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:22,360 Hello,fellas. Listen. We ran into a little bit of a glitch. 310 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,380 So we're gonna be a little later than we thought. 311 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,960 Why don't you wait outside,huh? 312 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,760 It's really cold out there. 313 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,870 All right. Well, why don't you start playing something while we wait,huh? 314 00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:37,280 It's awfully crowded in here. 315 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:44,250 What do you want me to do, rent you a hall? Get fiddling. 316 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:49,790 Wh-wh-wait. Wha... What is that? 317 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:55,090 Is that beautiful music to teleport us back to the old country? 318 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,810 No,I believe that's "devil went down to georgia. " 319 00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:03,210 Eddie,what is going on here? 320 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:06,830 What is going on here? I'm gonna tell you what is going on here. 321 00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:11,420 Tonight, we are going to rewrite that fateful trip that happened 20 years ago. 322 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:13,150 We're gonna take the bad memories, 323 00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:15,250 and we're gonna replace them with good ones. 324 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:18,500 Tonight,we're gonna take back italy. 325 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,920 Ok. Did you not hear me when I told you that I wanted to forget 326 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,370 this whole humiliating thing ever happened? 327 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,630 No,I heard you, but I ignored you, 328 00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:28,330 you see, because we can't - we can't bury this anymore, 329 00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:30,530 because just when you think it's gone away, it comes back, 330 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:33,700 like that weirrash I get around my undergroin. 331 00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:36,660 What can I do? 332 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:38,650 You know what? I don't know,eddie. 333 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:41,820 I don't think there's anything you can do. You can't unspank me. 334 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:45,570 Well... well,then,spank me! 335 00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:49,250 Spank me,joy! 336 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:53,420 Spank me like I stole money from mommy's purse! 337 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:04,040 Ok. You know what? Believe it or not, eddie, this is not less humiliating for me. 338 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,740 Well-well, how are we gonna get past this? 339 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,960 How-if this thing is still so horrible to you, 340 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,880 then w did you even take me back in the first place? 341 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,960 I don't know. Because you were crying 342 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,360 and you were begging, and you had never done that before. 343 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,700 Well,you walked away, and you had never done that before. 344 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,680 Maybe I saw what a jerk you were and I realized I could do better. 345 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,090 Well,maybe I realized I couldn'T. 346 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,670 Look. That spank changed everything. 347 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:29,020 I thought I lost you. 348 00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:32,280 For the first time in my life, I realized how much you meant to me 349 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,730 and how much I would fight to get you back. 350 00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:41,090 What more do you want,lady? 351 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:55,840 So you've been suffering with this for 20 years? 352 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,040 I've been miserable. 353 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,060 Crushed by guilt? 354 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,460 Yes. 355 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:04,330 God,that pleases me. 356 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,420 Come here,baby. 357 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,740 so that's it? We're good? 358 00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:18,370 Now we're good. 359 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,110 Hey, who was that guy? 360 00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:26,760 I don't know. Looks like someone I used to work with. 361 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,110 Well,well,well. 362 00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:48,890 Hello there, young master jeffrey. 363 00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:51,470 Where on earth are your pants? 364 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:58,220 This is gonna look great on a baseball cap.